Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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