I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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