hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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