We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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