Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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