Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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