you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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