I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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