I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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