That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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