belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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