champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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