He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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