i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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