I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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