she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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