Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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