Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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