I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
nutella sex= disaster
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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