He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
