Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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