? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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