So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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