i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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