I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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