That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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