Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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