This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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