I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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