Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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