I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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