Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
