i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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