Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just had sex bonerless
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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