I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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