I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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