the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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