I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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