I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Randomize
