is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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