I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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