I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
