mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she pinky promised me she was 18
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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