No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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