The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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