Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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