we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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