I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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