Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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