I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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